The Fic Battle Rules
1. This post will be open for fic (and fanart) from Tuesday, March 11th (at the latest), and be open through Sunday, March 23rd. Ish. We like to build in extra time. Just in case RL happens. And RL so very often happens, doesn't it?
2. You have the space of one comment to fit your fic in. Alternately, you can give an excerpt, and leave a link to a longer work, if you're just that awesomely inspired. :)
3. A thumbnail for fanart should be posted, along with a link to the larger work. Your thumbnail should be around 200 to 300 pixels high, and maybe 250 to 350 pixels wide, while including enough of the artwork to get a work safe
idea of what it looks like. (Icons are also allowed, but let's try not to spam everyone with icons, okay? Three icons per comment, and a link to a longer post, should any of the prompts inspire iconage in great number. But only one comment per prompt.)
4. Anyone may write (or create) for any prompt! It's a ficcish free-for-all.
5. You can make as many entries as you want! (However, your mods stress quality over quantity any day of the week.) We simply request that you keep one comment per prompt. Otherwise, things get confusing. Very, very confusing.
6. The usual rare pairings rules will apply: Any and every 'ship possible in gen, het, femslash, or slash, except the four biggest, which are: Sheppard/Weir, McKay/Sheppard, Daniel/Jack, and Jack/Sam (all are awesome; also, they already get a lot of love). Threesome/Moresome fics that contain those pairings are allowed.
7. We're disallowing crossovers with non-Gateverse series, in keeping with the rules for the ficathons we've run previously on this comm.
8. All prompts are divided into Gen, Het, Femslash, Slash, and Threesome/Moresome, and then subdivided by grouping. We've ordered everything as alphabetically as possible, and by full name, in an attempt to avoid showing favoritism to any one character or pairing. (That means that, yes, if you prompted Rodney McKay/Teyla Emmagan, you will find it listed under Teyla Emmagan/Rodney McKay. We really are that OCD. Also, it allowed us to pull any duplicate prompts more easily.)
9. There are no offensive prompts allowed. Period. Nor are offensive fics. We want to keep things enjoyable for everyone participating. Your mods dislike the various -isms, and get burned up an insane amount by character or pairing bashing. (We're also severely freaked out by the thought of underage characters porning it up. Not to mention severely freaked out by the LJ-banning consequences of such. Please don't bring the PTB down on us.)
10. Please use your subject line to identify your story: 'Title, Pairing, Prompt, Genre, Rating'. This will help us organize everything nice and tidily when we post a master list.
For example: 'Eclipsed, Teyla Emmagan/Elizabeth Weir, fervent devotion, Femslash, NC-17'
11. If you have any questions or comments, please leave them on the intial prompt-gathering post
. Thank you! ETA
: 12. We had a question! Yes, genderbender/genderswap fics are allowed. They may not be a part of the initial prompt, but I don't see why that should stop anyone.ETA 02
: 13. Yes, you can write your own prompts. Please feel free to!ETA 03
: 14. Regarding Spoilers
. If you're worried about season four SGA spoilers, or season ten SG1 spoilers, this is not the place to be. We're not worried about those. OTOH, if you post Ark of Truth or Continuum spoilers, you will have spoiled not just most of the fandom, but your friendly mods, who will suddenly be much less friendly at you. Please post spoilery fics in your journal, and link them here with a note that there are spoilers. Thank you!
Now, let's go out, write fic, and have way too much fun! Gen Adria & Vala Mal Doran
blood will tell
sniff Adria & Daniel Jackson
cat and mouse
'my mother's affections' Ba'al & Sam Carter
'Welcome to Atlantis'Malcom Barrett & Sam Carter
'Friendship’s more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.'Malcom Barrett & Harry Maybourne
competition Bates & Teyla Emmagan
not an apologyCarson Beckett, Cassandra Fraiser, & Janet Fraiser
leaving Carson Beckett, Janet Fraiser, & Jennifer Keller
Doctor's conferenceCarson Beckett & Teyla Emmagan
spirituality Carson Beckett & Jennifer Keller
second in command Carson Beckett & Rodney McKay
trust Carson Beckett & John Sheppard
freedom Carson Beckett & Elizabeth Weir
writing the Sunday speech Bra'tac & Jacob Carter
all along the watchtower
companionship Bra'tac, Jacob Carter, & Kasuf
kids todayBra'tac & Jack O'Neill
'I liked it better when you called me a ha'shak.' Katie Brown & Laura Cadman
'What was wrong with him, again?' Laura Cadman & Kate Heightmeyer
Rodney McKay Laura Cadman & Jennifer Keller
We used to be friendsJacob Carter & Sam Carter
rules are made to be broken
visiting Jacob Carter & George Hammond
musketrySam Carter & Ronon Dex
first date protocol
stand-off Sam Carter & Teyla Emmagan
visit Sam Carter, Teyla Emmagan, & Jennifer Keller
Calendar Boys of Atlantis
girls night outSam Carter, Teyla Emmagan & Elizabeth Weir
seraphSam Carter & Cassandra Fraiser
distance Sam Carter, Janet Fraiser, & Rodney McKay
ZombiesSam Carter & Daniel Jackson
guilt Sam Carter, Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, Cameron Mitchell & Teal'c
sci fi video nightSam Carter & Jennifer Keller
NewSam Carter & Rodney McKay
Sam the whale
tearsSam Carter & Cameron Mitchell
flight school (UPT - Undergraduate Pilot Training)
'Well then, bring her by for dinner' Sam Carter, Cameron Mitchell, & John Sheppard
hostage situation Sam Carter & John Sheppard
learning the ropes
So that’s your leadership style?
weary Sam Carter & Teal'c
the winds of changeSam Carter & Elizabeth Weir
'I know what you mean'
truce Corrigan and Simpson
'I swear, you're like a bad luck charm.' Ronon Dex & Teyla Emmagan
last man standing
time loop Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan, & John Sheppard
team colorsRonon Dex & Aiden Ford
the enemy of my enemy is my friend Ronon Dex & Kate Heightmeyer
timing Ronon Dex & Daniel Jackson
securityRonon Dex, Jennifer Keller, & Rodney McKay
Stanford vs. HarvardRonon Dex & Evan Lorne
in the field
training marinesRonon Dex, Evan Lorne, Cameron Mitchell, & John Sheppard
poker game Ronon Dex, Evan Lorne, Teal'c, & Radek Zelenka
sizeRonon Dex & Rodney McKay
sparring session #22 Ronon Dex, Rodney McKay, & John Sheppard
life without Teyla Ronon Dex & Cameron Mitchell
on Earth and in trouble Ronon Dex, Cameron Mitchell, & John Sheppard
home repairsRonon Dex & John Sheppard
hour of the wolf
wives and lovers Ronon Dex & Teal'c
heat of battle Ronon Dex & Elizabeth Weir
Sateda Teyla Emmagan & Kate Heightmeyer
42 (the answer to life, the universe and everything)
looking for happy-ever-after
work Teyla Emmagan & Jennifer Keller
a common bond
the new girl Teyla Emmagan & Evan Lorne
rhymes & songs
uncle Teyla Emmagan & Vala Mal Doran
shopping trip (with Sheppard's credit card)
sisters in arms
sugarTeyla Emmagan & Michael Kenmore
differencesTeyla Emmagan & Rodney McKay
locked in a room/trapped on a planet during Teyla's labour
locked room problem
what you meant to say
wind chimes Teyla Emmagan & John Sheppard
alien landscapes and danger
apples and oranges
'Bring her home'
campfires, smores, and stories
craving Girl Scout Cookies
hard to say goodbye
'I should have been there'
overcoming fear and doubt
regrets finally spoken
tents Teyla Emmagan & Teal'c
strange earth customs Teyla Emmagan & Elizabeth Weir
A warrior and a diplomat
the moon is a goddess
thoughtfulCassie Fraiser, Jonas Quinn, & Teal'c
alien nationJanet Fraiser & Jack O'Neill
paybackFran, Rodney McKay, & Radek Zelenka
devotionSarah Gardner & Sha're
won Peter Grodin & Simpson
first day George Hammond & Jack O'Neill
valuesKate Heightmeyer & Jennifer Keller
Carson Beckett Kate Heightmeyer & Miko Kusanagi
Radek Zelenka Kate Heightmeyer & John Sheppard
'Usually I'm the one asking the questions.' Kate Heightmeyer, John Sheppard & Elizabeth Weir
secrets and lies Kate Heightmeyer & Elizabeth Weir
kings and queens
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Daniel Jackson & Vala Mal Doran
window shopping Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, Rodney McKay, Cameron Mitchell, & John Sheppard
movie night on AtlantisDaniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, & Cameron Mitchell
'Vala, we don't
look alike.' Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, & John Sheppard
among the ruins of the Ancients Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, & Jack O'Neill
'I've heard... nothing about you, actually.'
vacation Daniel Jackson & John Sheppard
ascension Jolinar & Qetesh
war of attritionJennifer Keller & Evan Lorne
adjusting to Atlantis Jennifer Keller & Rodney McKay
Firefly, the TV series
sleeping in Jennifer Keller, Rodney McKay, & John Sheppard
bribesCarolyn Lam & Cameron Mitchell
early Sunday morning
replacements Bill Lee & Radek Zelenka
left behind Evan Lorne & John Sheppard
keeping up morale
Lorne's arrival on Atlantis
shiny new spaceshipsEvan Lorne & Teal'c
'I don't understand'Evan Lorne & Elizabeth Weir
beauty in unexpected places
making it through the day Evan Lorne & Radek Zelenka
the trials of being second-in-command Vala Mal Doran & Rodney McKay
borrowVala Mal Doran & Cameron Mitchell
'Say hello to your mother for me!'
'Would you quit naggin' me, woman!' Vala Mal Doran & Jack O'Neill
worryVala Mal Doran & Sha're
you can't go home againVala Mal Doran & John Sheppard
'This is my brother, Dave.' Vala Mal Doran & Teal'c
wrestlingVala Mal Doran & Tomin
out of reach Vala Mal Doran & Elizabeth Weir
beliefs Rodney McKay, Cameron Mitchell, & John Sheppard
trapped in a jumper Rodney McKay & Elizabeth Weir
'He did know Elizabeth better than you think.'
package deal Rodney McKay, Elizabeth Weir & Radek Zelenka
'It's all his fault'Rodney McKay & Radek Zelenka
sparks of brilliance
wicked sense of humor Cameron Mitchell & John Sheppard
'Amy has a friend. It'll be fun!'
'Losing your pants?'
mementos of the past
'Take the damn shot!'
'Tell no one.' Jack O'Neill & John Sheppard
leading crazy people through impossible situations Jack O'Neill & Thor
not enough time Jonas Quinn & John Sheppard
General Lee (the car from The Dukes of Hazard)Dave Sheppard & John Sheppard
rescueJohn Sheppard & Nancy Sheppard
bygones Het Adria/Ba'al
dance with the devil
hit and run
'Choose.' Aiyana (from Frozen)/Jonas Quinn
past, present & future Ba'al/Sam Carter
'not if you were the last person in the galaxy'
'Welcome to Atlantis'Ba'al/Vala Mal Doran
all's fair in love and war
Terror of the Gods
'You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body.'Jacob Carter/Janet Fraiser
stargazingMalcom Barrett/Sam Carter
never understand you
the end of excuses
waited long enoughMalcom Barrett/Vala Mal Doran
'I don't hate you.'
protectors of our people
trust is different from lustCarson Beckett/Laura Cadman
momentCarson Beckett/Teyla Emmagan
fishing on the mainland Carson Beckett/Janet Fraiser
conflict of duty
sweet dreams Carson Beckett/Jennifer Keller
trapped Carson Beckett/Elizabeth Weir
set after Kindred
too late Laura Cadman/Evan Lorne
7 stages of grief
borrowing pens when you don't really need pens to write reports in Atlantis
'It starts with the tattoos. Once you get the ink, it's just a matter of time before you're begging to be tied up and spanked.'
'Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird'
'No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.'
'So, what are your talents?'
The Wanton Song
Veronica MarsLaura Cadman/Rodney McKay
snark is sexy Laura Cadman/Teal'c
strengthStephen Caldwell/Vala Mal Doran
hypothetical theft of a ship
rewroteStephen Caldwell/Elizabeth Weir
compromiseSam Carter/Ronon Dex
AU, '...trophy husband to a mega-famous actress...'
first date protocol
'If you lived on earth...let's just say you're James Dean...rockin' a seriously hot makeover!'
'So...porn. You guys watch a lot of it?'
something about mysterious alien men.
warySam Carter/Joe Faxon
we don't leave our people behindSam Carter/Daniel Jackson
a friend in need
a misunderstanding from which great laughs and many hijinks ensue
almost lost you
can't run no more
don't make this harder for me
greater than the sum of the parts
'I swear to God, you leave me again...I'll never forgive you!'
I'd give up forever to touch you
locked in the dark
stronger than expected
The ultimate long distance romance: they live in separate galaxies
the wound that would not heal
'we are not alone'
'You really need to quit dying on me.'
you were always good to meSam Carter/Evan Lorne
AUs make you notice odd things about yourself
do I have to repeat myself?
'I don't really feel like me today.'
'we all hide something' Sam Carter/Martouf
'it has been so long'
TrustSam Carter/Rodney McKay
a discussion about awkward first dates (not necessarily between them)
'Can't help it'
'Don't leave. I think I love you.'
genius at work
'Someday I might get over you'
supermanSam Carter/Cameron Mitchell
Air Force Academy
Comrades in Arms
dark before dawn
'For me it's pants, for you it's...'
'How did people find sex before there was an Internet?'
irrational fear of clowns
'Let me consult my 'Idiot's Guide to Wanton Behavior.'
'Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you'
offworld dress ups
Should I stay or should I go?
'Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast'
Teal'c POV post-Unending
toffee apples & fairy floss
who buys breakfast?
Zoom, zoomSam Carter/Jonas Quinn
'What do you mean you don't like chocolate?'
Wine Sam Carter/Pete Shanahan
white picket fences Sam Carter/John Sheppard
'Yes, sir.' Sam Carter/Teal'c
always there when I need you
fun and games
the nature of infinity
windowSam Carter/Radek Zelenka
'I don't have a favorite.'
the walls are closing inChloe/Jay Felger
(from Avenger 2.0)
'What, now?' Corrigan/Simpson
cultural exchanges Paul Davis/Teyla Emmagan
dallianceRonon Dex/Teyla Emmagan
an odd sort of truce
back to the ocean
where I belongRonon Dex/Kate Heightmeyer
hiking offworld Ronon Dex/Jennifer Keller
blink of an eye
candlelight by necessity
'Don't let me go'
hard to breath
'Let's play doctor'
man with a memory and woman with a past
'Scare me why don't you!'
'wanna go eat?'
what could have been
withdrawRonon Dex/Miko Kusanagi
art and science Ronon Dex/Vala Mal Doran
'Give it back.'Ronon Dex/Sora
fightersRonon Dex/Elizabeth Weir
In too far
thought policeAva Dixon/John Sheppard
fun and relaxation
'He/She meant nothing'
battle lines Teyla Emmagan/Aiden Ford
regret Teyla Emmagan/Daniel Jackson
Always loved exploring new worlds
Teach me to swim Teyla Emmagan/Kanaan
be at peace
pride of a people
savior Teyla Emmagan/Michael Kenmore
'Best that I can'
hard to love you
'I just got back from hell'
'I promise not to miss you now'
'I should have said no'
'It's hard to face the truth'
moment of weakness
'That will teach her'
'The bond between us is stronger than you know.'
written in the starsTeyla Emmagan/Evan Lorne
good with kids
'Happy Birthday, Major.'
hold the line
'I was supposed to protect her...I didn't.'
'If you ever need anything...'
More than friends?
of a kind
paint smears on his cheek
'pose for me'
surprises in puddle jumpers
Understand more than you realize
'You never said 'no' before!'Teyla Emmagan/Rodney McKay
a body in motion
Misunderstandings and resolutions
runTeyla Emmagan/Cameron Mitchell
lions and tigers and bears
tea Teyla Emmagan/John Sheppard
alien landscapes and danger
alone in a Jumper skimming the oceans, sunset.
'And all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put humpety dumpety together again'.
AU--what if this never happened
beyond rules and customs
by the river
campfires, smores, and stories
city of angels
craving Girl Scout Cookies
Death & Taxes
deep love without sex
easy like Sunday morning
excursions on old Atlantis
flirting, carefree times.
hot summer rain, plastered clothes, and kisses
'I hadn't noticed.'
lost on an unrecognisable world
My way or no way!
over their heads
overcoming fear and doubt
overcoming the past
Persephone in the underworld
pieces of you
regrets finally spoken
rescue and romance
Season 1 or 2, banked passion/fervent possibilities
Season 3--dreams for the future
serenity between the stars, smoldering ust in space.
She, the hero.
Springing forward/moving back
'suddenly I'm up on top of the world, it should have been somebody else'
sun will shine
teaching her to fly
the family you choose
the REAL reasons why or why not.
what we do to survive
where will you go when you're lonely?
'Without you I'm not okay'
You deserve better than me.
Your love makes me see who I really amTeyla Emmagan/Teal'c
a bird in the handTeyla Emmagan/Radek Zelenka
'…like any fool or saint or hero, jumpy, full of second thoughts, and bravely unprepared.'
a peaceful moment
memories of childhood
mischief-makers Aiden Ford/Jennifer Keller
strengthAiden Ford/Original Female Character
goodbyesAiden Ford/Elizabeth Weir
fantasy Cassandra Fraiser/Cameron Mitchell
Please keep adult-rated works for this prompt set after Cassandra is 18.]
walkJanet Fraiser/Daniel Jackson
Die another day
'Echoes of light that shine like stars after they're gone'
getting in the way
gigantically huge needles
glowing magic wand
hide under a rock
Oh, How We Danced
under the covers
war of words Janet Fraiser/Cameron Mitchell
'Am I naked? Because in my nightmares, I'm usually naked.'
spork Janet Fraiser/Jack O'Neill
St. Patrick's Day
You Can't Always Get What You Want Janet Fraiser/Teal'c
speechSabrina Gosling/Daniel Jackson
favourite song Peter Grodin/Miko Kusanagi
it pays to work for the generalKate Heightmeyer/Daniel Jackson
base security Kate Heightmeyer/Evan Lorne
coffee and cream
just a dream
rain Kate Heightmeyer/John Sheppard
What's in a name? Ishta/Teal'c
waterDaniel Jackson/Carolyn Lam
hallway or elevator Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran
'kiss me, idiot'
Lord of the Rings
lost and found
Teal'c POV post-Unending
the dead roses by her bed
her father's daughter
lifetime in a year
wondermentDaniel Jackson/Elizabeth Weir
ancient and forever
caught off guard
wicked Kerry Johnson/Jack O'Neill
A night at the opera
hardest thing he ever did
lost in secretsKar'yn/Ry'ac
brave new world Peter Kavanagh/Simpson
'Why do you think I'm always assigned to you' Jennifer Keller/Evan Lorne
memories of Earth
'Well, okay, but I'm not telling Weir.'
'you said stay right here! I stayed!'Jennifer Keller/Rodney McKay
do you really?
Fool in the rain
Happily ever after
'Say, did you know our basic cable comes with lesbian porn?'
worry Jennifer Keller/Jonas Quinn
'I've seen the weirdest things!'
the end of the worldJennifer Keller/John Sheppard
soothe Miko Kusanagi/Radek Zelenka
sneakingCarolyn Lam/Cameron Mitchell
don't beat around the bush
violets are blue
worth Catherine Langford/Earnest Littlefield
renewalEvan Lorne/Vala Mal Doran
'You don't say?'Evan Lorne/Novak
'I'm not scared of you...just mildly fightened, that's all.'
Singing in the shower
teamEvan Lorne/Elizabeth Weir
'I thought I heard someone'
those left behind
whispers Vala Mal Doran/Martouf
'how can you stand it?'
Tok'ra!Vala. Vala Mal Doran/Cameron Mitchell
House of the Rising Sun
'I survived because I was tougher than anybody else.'
in the black
Spring forward, Fall back
trustVala Mal Doran/Jack O'Neill
'Vala, that is not a toy!' Vala Mal Doran/Jonas Quinn
Damn those nipples!
you too?Vala Mal Doran/John Sheppard
anything that goes more than 200 miles per hour
'Anything you can do, I can do better.'
'Can we do that again!'
'Diamonds are a girl's best friend.'
'Did I do that?'
unconventionalVala Mal Doran/Teal'c
crash and burn
'I just can't live a lie'
lean on me
watchingVala Mal Doran/Tomin
Book of Origin
warVala Mal Doran/Radek Zelenka
uncontainable energyRodney McKay/Elizabeth Weir
electronic recording devices
'Hey, you've got leather too!'
reach into the mind
waitingRodney McKay/Elizabeth Weir (duplicate)
missed opportunitiesRodney McKay/Elizabeth Weir (Replicator)
chance meetingJeannie Miller/Kaleb Miller
wedded bliss and wedded misery
'You are your brother's keeper, but your brother won't keep.' Cameron Mitchell/Amy Vanderberg
'Whatever happened to Vala?' Cameron Mitchell/Elizabeth Weir
'Is that your tail I see between your legs?' 'No. But I can see how you might get confused.'
Life in the fast lane
long time gone
Please come home for Christmas
The Quick and the Wed
tipsyJack O'Neill/Sara O'Neill
sands of time
unsurprisedJack O'Neill/Elizabeth Weir
Dazed and confused
Going to California
what we don't talk about
Would I lie to you?
'You came to Atlantis to *fish*?'John Sheppard/Nancy Sheppard
threats Marshall Sumner/Elizabeth Weir
start Elizabeth Weir/Radek Zelenka
subsequently Femslash Amaunet/Osiris
power struggle Katie Brown/Laura Cadman
unpopular Katie Brown/Sam Carter
latent Katie Brown/Jennifer Keller
sex pollen Laura Cadman/Sam Carter
chivalry isn't dead
guns and violence
'lovers left standing'
paint it black
red white and blueLaura Cadman/Teyla Emmagan
green and gold
'In and out, every breath divides'
light my fire
youthLaura Cadman/Kate Heightmeyer
all the things we did
coffee & TV
fingers and thumbs
sex in a jumper
unmanned Laura Cadman/Vala Mal Doran
girl scout cookies
girls just wanna have fun
'in the silence of your room'
weaponLaura Cadman/Elizabeth Weir
all the things we (never) said
discretion is the better part of valor
kill the pain
lessons in architecture
saints and sinners
ties that bindSam Carter/Julia Donovan
exposé Sam Carter/Drey'auc
no man's womanSam Carter/Teyla Emmagan
'I saved the world today'
never the time
triggerSam Carter/Janet Fraiser
silk sheetsSam Carter/Geek!Sam Carter
slide Sam Carter/Kate Heightmeyer
'raging at the sun'
fairytaleSam Carter/Jennifer Keller
'All right then. You're not a lesbian. Duly noted. I'll correct that on your file.'
girls night in
'I'm just trying to figure out which Gilmore girl you are.'
unadulterated adorationSam Carter/Carolyn Lam
general's daughterSam Carter/Catherine Langford
heavySam Carter/Vala Mal Doran
deer in the headlights
Diamonds are forever
'even in your darkest hour'
Friends of the Library
'I don't want to remember'
'I really quite like being single. Except for the bit about not having a man.'
meet the parents
telling the truth
too much white wine
'wine, women and song'
You'll have me on my kneesSam Carter/Svetlana Markov
vodkaSam Carter/POV!Sam Carter
a small part of her likes her dark sideSam Carter/Sha're
jails Sam Carter/Elizabeth Weir
give it time
twisted Sam Carter/Elizabeth Weir (Replicator)
foreign yet familiarTeyla Emmagan/Kate Heightmeyer
'And if this city never sleeps, does that mean that no one dreams?'
'die just to be alive'
glaciers of thought
looking for happy-ever-after
love at first sight
too much wine
visiting the Athosians
wonders of life Teyla Emmagan/Jennifer Keller
splinterTeyla Emmagan/Vala Mal Doran
demons to defeat
'Don't touch that!'
'who I was'Teyla Emmagan/Sha're
terse Teyla Emmagan/Sora
strong Teyla Emmagan/Elizabeth Weir
'A warm place'
allegiance to home
braving all fears
down by the water
ever the horizon
'I have long believed we share something'
in the grand scheme of things
'saviors of the broken, beaten and damned'
the cost of survival
the moon is a goddess
weight of the worldJanet Fraiser/Carolyn Lam
glass ceilingJanet Fraiser/Vala Mal Doran
experimentsJanet Fraiser/Elizabeth Weir
Cinco de Mayo
four weddings and a funeral
'I'm getting lost in the 'sex-nap-eat-repeat' loop. I'm in the porn version of Groundhog Day.'
'Since you all had such a raucous good time with venereal diseases, I'm sure you'll be thrilled with phase two of Sex Ed. Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to Parenthood.'
Sleepless in Seattle
the truth is out there
trick or treat
UN, the Night and the Music
'Vodka and a hammer. I need vodka and a hammer!'Kate Heightmeyer/Jennifer Keller
medical school Kate Heightmeyer/Vala Mal Doran
'in the darkness of your dreams'
'you could make a killing'Kate Heightmeyer/Elizabeth Weir
'can't you hear the music play'
'Could we possibly take this to your office?'
no happy endings
off the clock
pray my soul
tearing down walls
washed by the waves
'You know I ...'Hathor/Qetesh
under the influence Jennifer Keller/Sam Carter
photojournalistJennifer Keller (Replicator)/Elizabeth Weir (Replicator)
goodbyes Miko Kusanagi/Elizabeth Weir
sunshineCarolyn Lam/Vala Mal Doran
eveningVala Mal Doran/Sha're
not a satire
you can't go home againVala Mal Doran/Elizabeth Weir
leaving the past behind
wind-up toyNovak/Elizabeth Weir
blueRepliCarter/Elizabeth Weir (Replicator)
'a funny thing happened on the way to
Alexander the Great
all hell breaking loose
seduction of power Slash Ba'al/Evan Lorne
'You are just the underling'
'Your turn'Ba'al/John Sheppard
'I bet I can make you...'
just like chess
snarkCarson Beckett/Ronon Dex
in you I trust
what I fearCarson Beckett/Daniel Jackson
lightCarson Beckett/Rodney McKay
'Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.'
my only friend
the pain never ends
uncomfortable Carson Beckett/Jack O'Neill
fishingCarson Beckett/John Sheppard
infractionJacob Carter/Jack O'Neill
reminiscing Ronon Dex/Aiden Ford
feral Ronon Dex/Daniel Jackson
reckless Ronon Dex/Rodney McKay
economy of movement
physics vs. physical
Strength comes in many forms
wine and whine Ronon Dex/Evan Lorne
This is different Ronon Dex/John Sheppard
not as young as I used to be
'The touch of you burns my hands like snow.'
your greatest temptation Ronon Dex/Radek Zelenka
'I don't think I could hide knives in my hair.'
'I used to be in the military, too.'Aiden Ford/Evan Lorne
rescueGeorge Hammond/Walter Harriman
stoutDaniel Jackson/Evan Lorne
the past and the future Daniel Jackson/Rodney McKay
releasing our burdensDaniel Jackson/Cameron Mitchell
Learn from experience
'My gramma always said...'
'Why now?' Daniel Jackson/Jonas Quinn
what you hadDaniel Jackson/John Sheppard
'don't mind me, it's not like I have years of experience on a first contact team'
'I died once' / 'I stopped counting'
there are no atheists in foxholes
things that go boom in the night
vengeance Daniel Jackson/Radek Zelenka
animal or mineral
languagePeter Kavanagh/Evan Lorne
portraitEvan Lorne/John Sheppard
on cloud nine
year of hell Evan Lorne/Teal'c
capable Evan Lorne/Radek Zelenka
The SimsRod McKay/Rodney McKay
one-up-manship Rodney McKay/Jack O'Neill
honesty Rodney McKay/Radek Zelenka
'Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.'
everything is a competition
'Go ahead, laugh'
'I told you so'
questions of science
sky full of stars Cameron Mitchell/John Sheppard
camping (voluntary or otherwise)
gun in your pocket
He couldn't quite remember how they'd ended up here, but it didn't seem important right now.
mementos of the past
'Ori v. Wraith. Best two out of three?'
'Take the damn shot!'
taking long distance to a whole new level
'We could blow it up.'
welcome to Kansas
'Which [female] do you find hotter?'Cameron Mitchell/Teal'c
X-302Jack O'Neill/John Sheppard
chain of command Jonas Quinn/John Sheppard
'How's the weather?'John Sheppard/Todd the Wraith
deal with the devil
last minute rescue
Wraith humor John Sheppard/Radek Zelenka
undermined Teal'c/Ronon Dex
teamwork Threesome/Moresome Ba'al/Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill
working togetherBa'al/Teyla Emmagan/Elizabeth Weir
Replicators Carson Beckett/Laura Cadman/Rodney McKay
Versatile ToppingsCarson Beckett/Ronon Dex/Elizabeth Weir
alone Carson Beckett/Teyla Emmagan/Kanaan
secrets Carson Beckett/Teyla Emmagan/Elizabeth Weir
field of dreams Carson Beckett/Rodney McKay/Radek Zelenka
so confused Katie Brown/Sam Carter/Rodney McKay
awkwardLaura Cadman/Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
against the rules Sam Carter/Ronon Dex/Daniel Jackson
'...presentation dinner at the White House?'Sam Carter/Ronon Dex/Cameron Mitchell
steamSam Carter/Teyla Emmagan/Evan Lorne/John Sheppard
board gamesSam Carter/Janet Fraiser/Daniel Jackson
it wasn't the same without you Sam Carter/Janet Fraiser/Jack O'Neill
there isn't a problemSam Carter/Kate Heightmeyer/Jennifer Keller
full moon Sam Carter/Kate Heightmeyer/Elizabeth Weir
not your 'normal' counseling session
philological Sam Carter/Daniel Jackson/Cameron Mitchell
breaking in the new guy
explain it one more time? Sam Carter/Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
never knew love could be so tenderSam Carter/Daniel Jackson/Jonas Quinn
lost in the woodsSam Carter/Daniel Jackson/Teal'c
helpSam Carter/Daniel Jackson/Elizabeth Weir
too much thinkingSam Carter/Jennifer Keller/Evan Lorne
locked out Sam Carter/Jennifer Keller/Rodney McKay
high school geometrySam Carter/Jennifer Keller/John Sheppard
'It's my birthday so I think you two should...you know!'Sam Carter/Evan Lorne/Vala Mal Doran
'...are...are you really sure you're...?'Sam Carter/Evan Lorne/Cameron Mitchell
Academy rulesSam Carter/Vala Mal Doran/Cameron Mitchell
StarbucksSam Carter/Vala Mal Doran/Teal'c
fast timesSam Carter/Vala Mal Doran/Elizabeth Weir
visions Sam Carter/Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
crossing the line
unexpected Sam Carter/Rodney McKay/Elizabeth Weir
He can handle this
shineSam Carter/Cameron Mitchell/John Sheppard
'So you two go way back.'Sam Carter/Cameron Mitchell/Teal'c
boredSam Carter/Jack O'Neill/Teal'c
infrequent Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill/John Sheppard
learning the ropesSam Carter/Jack O'Neill/Elizabeth Weir
'Next time bring Carter'
We didn't start the fireSam Carter/John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir
'If music be the food of love, then masturbation is just a snack between meals.'Sam Carter/Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran/Cameron Mitchell/Jack O'Neill/Jonas Quinn/Teal'c
trampolineRonon Dex/Teyla Emmagan/Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
against the world
we are family Ronon Dex/Teyla Emmagan/John Sheppard
unstoppable Ronon Dex/Teyla Emmagan/Elizabeth Weir
obsessingRonon Dex/Kate Heightmeyer/Evan Lorne
worstRonon Dex/Malena/Elizabeth Weir
ghosts Ronon Dex/John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir
space piratesTeyla Emmagan/Kate Heightmeyer/John Sheppard
uniformTeyla Emmagan/Evan Lorne/Elizabeth Weir
sweet Southern comfort
watchingTeyla Emmagan/Vala Mal Doran/John Sheppard
sweet mercy Teyla Emmagan/Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
strength in numbers Teyla Emmagan/Cameron Mitchell/John Sheppard
flyboys do it better
hold me down
let's have sex
wrappedTeyla Emmagan/John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir
out of time
temptation Janet Fraiser/Daniel Jackson/Elizabeth Weir
in no condition
'Please excuse these two, they're themselves today.'
uncomfortableJanet Fraiser/Jack O'Neill/Elizabeth Weir
'Penises can sometimes be distracting.'
'What, do I have to flash a breast to make you go?' 'Okay!'Janet Fraiser/Evan Lorne/Elizabeth Weir
flexibleJanet Fraiser/John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir
'I like naked women. I'm a bloke. I'm supposed to like them. We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one. Halfway down the birth canal we're already enjoying the view.'
'You know, I have never understood the male obsession with lesbianism - a whole area of sex with nothing for them to do. Just answered my own question, haven't I?' Kate Heightmeyer/John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir
'Where and when?' Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran/Cameron Mitchell
prophecyDaniel Jackson/Cameron Mitchell/John Sheppard
dareDaniel Jackson/Cameron Mitchell/Elizabeth Weir
breathless Daniel Jackson/Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
science of shutting upEvan Lorne/Vala Mal Doran/Elizabeth Weir
'Umm..Doctor Weir? Vala?'Evan Lorne/Cameron Mitchell/John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir
'She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends'
trappedEvan Lorne/John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir
learnEvan Lorne/Elizabeth Weir/Radek Zelenka
'Not my fault!'
populaceVala Mal Doran/Jack O'Neill/Elizabeth Weir
'Wow.' Vala Mal Doran/Cameron Mitchell/John Sheppard
truth or dare Vala Mal Doran/Cameron Mitchell/Teal'c
two against oneRodney McKay/John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir
tromboneCameron Mitchell/John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir
puzzleJack O'Neill/John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir
trial John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir/Radek Zelenka